i just want someone to cuddle so bad i can’t handle it. ugh being single
| Me: | I'm so tired I could collapse into bed and sleep for a year.. |
| Me: | gets in bed |
| Me: | how was earth created |
| Me: | who made microwaves |
| Me: | how does the internet even work |
| Me: | I'm hungry |
| Me: | feels bad about something I did 4 years ago |
| Me: | remembers 73 unfinished tasks |
| Me: | too wired to sleep. |
im freaking out this is the cutest butt in the planet no on any planet ever forever i cannot believe this
(Source: daniconqueso, via rarekentuckyrose)
i wish i had an extremely attractive guy friend that every single girl liked and he secretly had a crush on me and i secretly had a crush on him and then we get in argument and he kisses me and then we get married and have children
(Source: theukings, via xeuphoriax)
So I’m at an old cafe by the beach alone and I got up to use the restroom and buy a croissant. When I returned this was in my book
(Source: trinityburn, via xeuphoriax)